Dicoveries

With apologies to Harper's "Findings" feature.

The extra speed afforded by magnetic catapults over steam catapults on aircraft carriers is not necessary. New aircraft are being made so complex you can't fly them. You literally can't see an F-35. Asbestos would have saved the World Trade Center.

Injections of bleach or other disinfectants are recommended to battle coronavirus. The ultraviolet light from the sun cures coronavirus miraculously. The answer to coronavirus is to put everybody in a space outfit.

Raking the forest floor will prevent wildfires. Setting off a nuclear explosive next to a hurricane will blow it out. California wildfires are made worse by the bad environmental laws that oversee the firefighters' water being pumped into the ocean.

Smoking doesn't kill. Environment friendly light bulbs can cause cancer, as can the sound wind turbines make. Piles of dead bald eagles are commonly found at the bases of wind turbines. Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas; it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is also a trace gas. Nuclear warming is our biggest problem by a factor of about five million. Something's changing, and it'll change back again. The earth gets warmer, and the earth also gets cooler. The earth as it continues to warm is returning to its normal temperature. Every time you have that soil or rock, whatever it is, that is deposited into the seas, that forces sea levels to rise because you've now got less space in those oceans because the bottom is moving up.

Evolution is a theory that is out there, and it's got some gaps in it.

The Internet is a series of tubes.